"SIN: You waste people’s time by tweeting about your lunch.
PENANCE: You must eat a meal composed of ingredients so bizarre that someone might actually want to hear about them. Think calf brains, sheep hearts, fried grasshopper, and Rocky Mountain oysters."
"SIN: You open an email attachment called MeganFoxBoobs.exe, thereby infecting your employer’s network with the software equivalent of syphilis.
PENANCE: Buy the IT department a case of beer—preferably an overpriced microbrew. Then drive to your great-aunt’s retirement home and install Norton Antivirus on everyone’s PC."
Wired Mag - Etiquette: Making Amends in the Digital Age
Ok, maybe it's just because I'm an IT guy, but this article is hilarious...